I could hardly conceal my delight when I heard Garth had agreed to come along for a HFM session, I also know how popular he is among cfnm.net aficionados. A waiter in a posh London bar, he’s obviously not getting enough tips as he was very keen to agree to do whatever Jane and I felt like for a few hours, thus supplementing his income a little. He’d already told us he doesn’t workout or do exercise of any kind. I guess that’s fairly easy to spot as he isn’t the fittest of the guys we’ve seen. There is a certain lumpen charm about him though, helped along by his French accent, which altogether makes him as cute as a button. He was so charming in fact, I thought I’d introduce him to my special friend, my special vibrating friend. He didn’t think I was at all serious at first, but he soon realised unhappily exactly what it was he had to do.

I find a formal introduction always helps. It puts the guy off his guard. Men are so simple!

See what I mean? I could hardly wait to see him on the floor as he crouched over my new friend.

Jane loved his clingy lycra-like pants.

Give us a twirl then Garth.

Jane really was fascinated by his pants; ‘do they hold your tummy in?’ she asked cheekily.

‘non madame’ was his sexy French reply.

'Oh Garth, do you think…’

‘…you can get round us with your saucy French accent?’

No chance! I can’t wait to hear him start complaining in French though, he’ll be the first guy to sound sexy while he whinges. Maybe.

I made him do lots more twirls. He started complaining about getting dizzy. Not in French unfortunately. I could see him beginning to worry about what Jane and I were up to.

He wasn’t at all keen to bend over and show us his bottom. Ha! He hasn’t even got his girdle-pants off yet.

What was he thinking of wandering around in his socks?! You can tell he lives alone can’t you?

Look at these legs, they’re like a woman’s legs. Well, they would be if they were shaved!

‘Jane look at his woman’s legs.’

He sulked for ages about the ‘woman’s legs’ comment!

'Pull his pants down Jane, let’s see if he’s got a woman’s arse as well.'

Seeing him naked, standing their unsure of himself before us, made me forget about winding him up by telling him he looked like a woman. He didn’t deserve the compliment anyway!

Jane noticed he looked distinctly sullen. He was sulking already – and we'd barely started yet!

‘We really need you to stand up and bend over now sweety.’

‘I don’t think I want to do that’ he mumbled in his delicious accent.

‘Let’s have a good look at that arse.’

‘Unclench now Monsieur.’

He wouldn’t let us in!

But after a bit of a talking to, we're ready to move in.

One very unhappy Frenchman!

By this time Garth was well and truly pissed off. I don’t know why, we’d only made him do a few twirls in his weird pants, told him he had women’s legs, and looked at his arse. Some people! He was not impressed by my special friend, but after I lubricated her, the two seemed to get along quite well. It was so horny watching him wanking using a weird device. Not an opportunity to be missed girls – should you ever get it!

‘Touch it, it’s just like a real one. Well, sort-of.’

As Jane and I worked our magic on him – with the sole intention of getting his cock hard enough to stuff in this false, vibrating pussy – he tried to pretend it wasn’t happening. Until eventually…

…I felt an unmistakable signal from his swelling cock that it very much WAS happening.

‘Do you like my pussy Garth?’ I teased him.

‘Who’s ready now?!’

All I had to do was to make my pussy wet for Garth. He’s a big boy and I wouldn’t want him to get stuck inside her.

I lubed up his now fully hard cock as well as my pussy.

That stuff gets everywhere!

I just shoved it on as quickly as I could, desperate to see him fuck it.

Jane couldn’t wait to turn it on, she loves the noise it makes.

As soon as I clicked the controls into the number 5 position for about half power, an appetizing mechanical rumble started coming from the latex vagina.

I knew exactly what it was doing to Garth’s cock because, naughty girl that I am, I’d had my finger inside it earlier.

Look at the control knob. It goes up to 11!

Garth could hardly keep hold of it the vibrations were so strong. Even more mysterious internal moving parts of the vagina would be pulling and pushing at his cock now too.