One of my colleagues, who works on a partner site of ours, has made it his life's work to get in with guys and steal their private photos. Just yesterday he showed me these. Last Saturday June 12th, at exactly the same time as the Naked Bike Ride was on in London, a group of rugby lads were holding their annual barbeque. Also invited were a gang of girls and 'scrummy-mummys' hungry for naked men!
For those in-the-know that is the RBS 6 Nations Trophy. How fitting then that the boys should get drunk and get naked! First up is the chap kissing the ribbon.
On a podium the lads are taken up one at a time, stripped and covered in baby-oil. Or Vice-versa?!
The lad is a 19 year old first year student, the girls are a year older.
Looks like the girl in red is struck by his enormous thighs and (cough) other things. By the way, I've seen pictures of the lad when he was a fresher last year. The colossal amount of beer in the meantime has definately gone to his belly.
Everyone's startled, the girls too, because they thought he would only go down to pants. Now everyone has to go the full monty.
While, in the background, the previous lad wrestles with an oily shirt a team-mate gets all bashful.
A 'scrummy-mummy' with an 18 year old.
Is she playing or is she going to get the lad starkers?
She'll do it with a smile on her face.
The difference experienced hands make.
Shy-boys are wedgied off the stage.
Seeing their fellow students naked sends the crowd into hysterics.
Later at the Student's Union. Hey lads, there are 4 stewardesses and a barmaid over there. Why not go and chat them up?
As you might expect there was more than one camera at the Summer barbeque a few Saturdays ago...
Early on. The girls are obviously going to see how far they can take it. Meanwhile he has that twinkle in his eye all us CFNMers have when you KNOW you're about to get naked in front of all these people.
Can you feel the buzz that must've gone around the moment he became totally nude?
Okay, no one is happy with the size of their dick when they're standing outside, on a podium in front of all their friends (and enemies). But don't dangle your hand in the way, just be cool and show it all off!
What do I do now? He should've wanked off!
Ignore the two boys sniffing the Six Nations trophy. Last time we didn't have any photos of the dopey looking lad on the left getting stripped, but now we do...
As the shirt comes off he already knows his fate is sealed. You know, I reckon he really is embarrassed.
The crowd are shouting for this girl to strip him starkers.
Nope, he's not happy. But she is.