Take HUNDREDS of completely naked men and HUNDREDS of clothed female voyeurs, most brandishing cameras and feverishly snapping away at the cocks and bottoms on show.Saturday, June 10th 2006. Another hot sunny day in London UK, saw the annual Naked Bike Ride. Except it should really be called the greatest public CFNM event of the year!
The riders met at a well known landmark- Wellington Arch, Hyde Park Corner. All ages, shapes and sizes are welcome.
Body painting was common but look how this leopard-man has left his cock and balls unpainted.
It soon became clear that while the men were getting nude there were many admiring fully clothed women.
In fact the typical grouping was one totally nude man with one or more clothed women.
Long before the ride was due to start men were getting naked which attracted ALOT of passing women to the normally quiet location.
Several groups of friends I saw decided to take a rest sitting on the grass to take in the scene.
Many professional photographers gathered too, conspicuously most were female.
I love this couple. She - clothed & sitting on their only chair, He - nude & having to make do with the ground.
These passing tourists are pleasantly astonished by what they discover while out walking.
Yes, they've seen what we can see. Brazen.
Unsurprisingly his aroused state draws admiring glances.
No doubt his cock is sticking out like wood after this reaction.
With so many openly naked men the cameras start coming out of handbags.
Everyone wants to get a photo of their favourite.
For fans of completely natural and casual CFNM this is the tops. Look at this bloke chatting to some appreciative young women.
Hope his slight stiffness won't stop him riding later on.
It was great fun to watch women with their eyes darting around in all directions.
One of many wonderful sights on the day.
Want to see what this red- haired lady is pointing her videocamera at?
Although undoubtedly enjoying themselves, most of the professional looking photographers took the job of capturing naked men on film quite seriously.
While the casual onlookers were free to smile and even laugh out loud at the naked men.
As time passed the grass banks became a sea of naked men and clothed women.
I just love this handsome posh boy with his female friends.
I didn't see a naked man who wasn't thoroughly enjoying himself,
standing proudly on show for everyone to admire.
3 couples here. ALL CFNM.
The war memorial became an excellent vantage point for man-watching.
Just look at these girls quietly sitting under a tree, cocks and bums wherever they turn.
Can you see them all giggling together? Like they're at the back of an anatomy class!
Another CFNM couple.
And another one.
Who is she taking a picture of?
This lad. There were several fit guys who just knew they were getting lots of looks from women from behind their sunglasses.
As one of the most cosmopolitan cities you can be sure that some of the tourists were seeing an event that could never take place in their home country.
Without any shadow of a doubt, a couple comprising of a fully clothed female and a totally nude man was the most natural thing in the World on the day.
Have you seen a male lion guarding his pride of females from younger predatory males? Looks a little like this.
Chatting while waiting in the queue to begin the ride.
Who would've assumed that girls this age would be so interested in looking at naked men much older than they are?
The gathering had the full support of the police who escorted the riders by bicycle. This female officer was in charge.
Waiting for the off behind the arch was this hairy hunk.
Just had to get a close-up of this beauty.
Back at the starting line one man was getting alot of women excited.
Here he is.
Waiting for the green light the men are perfectly positioned for many more photos.
Making sure she has him saved to enjoy later.
One of the women holding a banner representing the starting line. Her T-shirt has the logo 'Love London' on it.
I'd never heard of 'Love London' before but suddenly it has appeared this year attempting to associate itself with the Naked Bike Ride.
She gives the riders the 'off'.
800 riders take off heading towards the West End of London.
Their route is lined with visually turned-on women who have all snagged a front row seat.
There was a large amount of hand-to-lips body language!
Although most wore sunglasses, some gave me the opportunity to see exactly where they were looking.
They're eyes were, shall we say, mainly 'below the horizon'.
There was a tangible sense of panic that you might miss a good looker as he shoots past.
Can you see the group on the left weighing up the riders?
I'm pretty sure she isn't looking at their faces.
Look at this lady taking a picture of his front side...
and his back!
She must have a thing about bicycle seats.
Good to see that the protest about oil-dependency is bringing out the hardcore environmental activists.
Half an hour later and the riders hit Theatreland.
Funny how while several men look completely baffled, girls get right into it the minute they see the naked guys.
Look at this guy's face. Every few yards of the journey he gets to show himself to new groups of admiring women.
One for the album.
Look at this cool dude. Like he gets naked for thousands of women every day of his life...
...then he breaks. Doesn't that face say it all.
Posh boy from earlier, with a London bus on his tail.
That smile's not for anyone but herself. Sheer joy.
And they hadn't even reached the most crowded parts yet.
Back at Wellington Arch. After the ride you might think the police would be keen to get everyone clothed again, but no.
With less media presence and hardly any political banners around passersby have no way of knowing why there are naked men everywhere!
Even I'm not THAT blatant, Lady.
The company of many clothed women has the men in no hurry whatsoever to put their clothes back on. Funny that.
2004 - a couple of handfuls of riders
2005 - 200 riders
2006 - 800 riders. 2007 - Will you be riding? At this rate there'll be 3200 of us!